The Teachings of Vanetology

So this religion I started ages ago then forgot all about- you know what, I'm bringing it back. Since I currently have no believers, I guess I'll forcibly recruit some. YOU, yes you, the one currently reading this. You are now a Vanetologist. What, you already have a religion? Well, I believe in co-existence. Huh, what do you mean you don't believe in a thing I say? The why the fuck are you reading this? Reading the words I type regularly is equivalent to going to a church/temple/shrine/whatever. You have already been converted.

What is the ultimate purpose of Vanetology? Well, apart from elevating me to the status of an all-divine being worthy of being worshiped, venerated and revered, the purpose is also to give me all your money. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person. See, I'm doing you a favor. Money is the root of all evil, and as such I am taking your source of evil off you. Someone has to make the sacrifice, and because I am such a noble, honorable person, I have taken the matter into my own hands. That's right, THANK ME.

All that aside, I am here to preach one valuable piece of information. I, as of today, have figured out the meaning of life. Read it, remember it, and spread it to those around you.

Life, is misery.

To live is to suffer

And to endure the pain

That those you cannot escape from

Bring upon you.

The only resistance we have

Is the smile upon our faces,

So that we can survive

The misery that is life.

No, that didn't come from a sudden bout of inspiration. Some pretty nasty things happened today, which I don't really want to complain about on here because it's embarrassing, awkward and rather stupid. Not that it stops me normally, but yeah, not this time.

In all seriousness- when life gives you shit (which for some of us is pretty much all the fucking time), don't forget to smile.