But I found this totally awesome picture, which amused me. Thought I'd share:
I don't generally appreciate physics, but when I do it's probably inappropriate. Hope none of you are fanatically religious.
Reminds me of that time a friend of mine said he was going to hell. And I was being all nice (le gasp) and telling him "nah God forgives". Then he's like "oh don't get me wrong, I'm not actually religious and I'd rather be in hell". So he presented me with his logic:
God is male. And old (at least a couple thousand years, even by the Bible, right?). Therefore probably not very sexually attractive. As the devil is the complete opposite of God...
The devil is female. Young. Has large boobies. Is lesbian, because God condemns homosexuality. As the devil represents lust and sin and the whole lot, hell must be like a mass sex zone full of hot lesbians having sex with everyone and everything.
My friend finished his story with: "I'm going there, and I'm going to get laid."
...Uh, not that I'm telling you guys to commit sinful deeds so you can end up like my optimistic friend. I'm just sorta telling you that... even if you think you've fucked everything in life and you're going to hell... hell might not be that bad?
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