My Internet is Dying

Everything is taking forever to load. I mean, this is probably some divine force telling me to stop fucking wasting time on the computer and start doing maths, but my head is too foggy to process anything. Also, my maths book is in my bag. That's just... too distant.

I can sort of visualize my internet as a patient in bed, talking normally then occasionally spluttering blood all over the floor. I think the imagery came from Bleach, where this guy with white hair coughed blood all over the place. I think his name was Ukitake?

This guy^

Not that it's relevant. But my internet is seriously being a bitch. It's not completely disconnected, but nothing would load properly. So I go on a site and none of the images would load, or the template is just messed up. Then I get this error from blogger saying "An error occurred while trying to save or publish your post. Please try again." What a pain. So if I close this window like a stupid bitch I'm going to lose all my content. Wonderful. No, I don't type up my posts in Word (like I hear other people do) and edit them for ages. That's why my posts are rife with spelling and grammatically grammatical errors.

Oh look, stuff just loaded then. This, is why I say my internet is like a dying patient. It sometimes makes a recovery, but I bet it'll go to shit in a couple of minutes. Maybe I should just open a million tabs while it's still working...