My Birthday Presents

Ever since Thursday, I've received a batch of presents everyday--- and every single one of those batches was more than what I could carry. That makes me extra happy. My friends are so cute- they get me the most baffling--- yet wonderful things. Thursday, I received this Angry Bird plushie--- which I immediately pegged at everyone in my vicinity. Then when it got pegged back at me, it hurt like hell. Karma, I guess.

I got a packet of raspberry bullets from the same person who got me the Angry Bird plushie--- and I'm currently stuffing my face with them. Well, here's to another 2kg of weight gain. Oh, did I mention I also got headphones from that person, and I'm currently listening to music with those headphones? (Yes, I am bragging, in case you haven't caught on yet).

Then another one of my friends got me this... toy. No no, not a sex toy, why would you even think that. It was like, a kiddie toy, where you build a wall made from plastic bricks, then you shoot that wall down with a gun. Though I found it difficult to amuse myself with it--- because I lacked the patience to rebuild the wall every time, my baby sister thought it was great fun and played with it all morning. It was kinda cute. Then she stole my Angry Bird plushie and didn't give it back. That wasn't so cute.

Friday I got this MASSIVE lion. MASSSSSSIVE. I found it greatly entertaining. I hugged it all day and carried it around to every class. Made me feel like I was 8, not 18. It's soft and fluffy and cute--- and stained with blue pen, because some asshole decided to hug it while I was doing maths, and it turned out that they had drawn on their hand with blue pen before. Stupid bitch. Now I'm going to have to wash my wonderfully fluffy lion.

---Oh, and I had to carry this bottle of champagne around, because I also got that on Friday. It was kinda awkward, smuggling the bottle to my locker, hiding it behind my giant lion. One of the teachers saw, and I thought I was going to be in deep shit, but all they said was, "HIDE IT, QUICK." I was greatly amused.

Now, Saturday--- where do I even begin? Technically yesterday, though it feels like today, since I'd just gotten back from the event... No, Saturday was a special day, and requires another post of its own.

...Actually, it probably doesn't require another post, but I didn't write anything on Friday, and my friends were in an uproar. So here, I'm starting another post to make up for Friday.