Internet Uncapped

I was up last night playing LoL (as I may or may not have told you, and I don't remember because I was up last night playing LoL), my internet uncapped. In my great excitement I decided to download lots of everything ever, and I don't even know why but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So now that I'm sort of awake (it IS early afternoon) and the Sun is so warm and bright, I decided I'd abuse my uncapped internet on more constructive things like YouTube. Yeah alright that's pretty bad, but at least I remember what I watched (unlike last night). I casually check out my YouTube-star friend's videos, because I totally subscribed to him and I care (sort of) about his life, and maaan check out what I found.

Now I don't know whether I should be proud to have such a famous friend or to pretend I never fucking knew this guy. Dilemmas. One part of me is like, "OH GAWD ONE DAY HE'LL BE ON SOME STUPID TV SHOW THAT HAS SUPER HIGH RATINGS, AND I'LL BE HIS LEGIT FRIEND" and another part of me is like, "dude, I should stop watching his videos and get back to studying so I can become a psychiatrist- he'll obviously be needing my services in the near future". 

Ah, I kid. He's batshit insane, but when he becomes rich and famous it'll be worth it!

I'm just kidding again~ har-har. Maybe it's not him that's just batshit insane. Maybe he's actually like everyone else and I just think he's crazy because I'm the crazy one so I think everyone else is crazy instead. Aaaaah deep shit right there. I should've been a fucking philosopher.

Yeah alright I'm going to sleep, even if it's 2 in the afternoon. Sleep deprivation is taking its toll on my sanity.