Of Beaches and Handsome Men

Ah, not that my "holiday" was entirely bad, mind you. I could've had a really good time without my parents there, but that's the way life is. When we were at the beach, I left my parents with my sister at a beach, and I went by myself on a coastal walk!

Now I hated the sunlight, and I would have much preferred going there at sunset, but my parents disagreed. So I toughened up and slapped on a tonne of sunscreen, then went on my walk. The Sun was blazing, but it wasn't that bad because of the cool wind. I loved looking at the waters.

So the picture above shows a place where some commander had ordered a massive hole to be drilled into the rocks. He did this so it'd form a pool, as you can see, and he used it for his own bathing purposes. I thought it was rather genius--- I think I'd like one of these--- except I'd want it warmed as well.

I walked along, and there were the surfers and beach volleyball players. The girls all wore bikinis which barely covered anything, and their bodies were all the same--- slender, curved, tanned, long smooth legs which climbed to Mars. It was quite a pretty sight.

But it was mostly the guys that caught my attention. Most of them had blonde hair- some naturally blonde, others bleached blonde by the Sun. Have I ever mentioned how I find men with blonde hair and blue eyes attractive? I must have. Anyway, Sun-bleached blonde is the most attractive shade of blonde I have ever seen. To top it off, all these guys had a healthy tan, toned muscles--- I could see because hell, they were all shirtless. AND SO MANY OF THEM HAD BLUE EYES. Holy shit. I think I stepped into my fantasy.

No, I didn't take any photos of them. I'm not that perverted, despite what you might think. I do respect people's privacy. So here, have some photos of the place I was at instead.

I climbed heaps high to take this one. Think I was panting by the end of it all. See that coastline? Yup, I walked all that. Allll of it.

I guess even in the worst of holidays there is some consolation.