Job Hunt

Due to my lazy nature, I have stopped working for almost a year and as a result my supply of money is running low. Maybe it's just bad management on my part, but for every friend's birthday I spend $20, then for every time I go out to eat I spend $20. I found a surprisingly large amount of books which I've purchased over the past year- and it would sum up to at least $200. Then there's the loose money which went to charities, vending machines, hot chocolate in the morning and various stationery. Oh, then I had to pay for bus fares and registration fee of my driver's license. It was a lot...

Anyway, the point of that rant was to tell you that I need a job, and I need one desperately. I managed to break my DS last night whilst playing Kingdom Hearts. Here's the story- my L-key was unresponsive, and as a result I got smashed by the boss Cloud Strife 5 times in a row. By the end of it I was so sick of this fucking bullshit that I decided to fix my L-key. And by fix I mean clean out the dust or w/e which had clogged up inside the DS. So I got a paperclip, and wedged it into my L-key. Good news: my L-key is now sensitive as usual, and I beat the boss. Bad news, I totally destroyed the top screen of my DS because I managed to probe some part of my DS with the paperclip which did something or rather.

So I need a new DS. Since my DS is rather ancient anyway, I figured, hey, why don't I just get one of those new ones? It'd actually be so hard to find a version of my DS right now, because it's like, half a century old. Now I'd probably want a 3DS, despite not actually caring about the 3D component, so it's compatible with all the 3DS game I may want to play. Then there comes the problem of my R4, because it is the original R4, and I am preeeetty sure it won't work on the 3DS. Which means I either have to get a different card, or buy all my games. Either way, it all comes back to the money.

Now to my job hunt- after spending roughly 20min on the internet, I realise I was largely unqualified for most jobs which required enthusiasm, dedication and open communication. Alright, maybe I can handle the communication part. The rest is blergh. Though the job requirements seem difficult to fulfill, I disregarded them all and applied for everything I deemed as tolerable. I mean, if you think about it, there are not that many people out there in the world who are actually enthusiastic and dedicated about their Christmas casual job. Yet all these people manage to get one. Therefore this must be your usual employer jargon, and in response I will write that I am a highly enthusiastic and dedicated person who is looking forward to making valuable contributions to their wonderful team of whatever. Hopefully they respond quickly.

After all, what better way to prepare for interviews, other than to have a million of them?