More Reason to Hate Winter

My throat hurts--- and before you say it, no, it's not from giving out blowjobs. I'm sick, goddammit. Have a little sympathy. It won't be long before my head starts aching and I feel like I'd rather be dead. I hope it is just a common cold, if I start burning a fever it will probably take longer to recover. Considering how my exams are in a week, and I have a shit-tonne of things to revise for, I'm panicking a little right now.

My current plan is to skip school tomorrow. I don't know why I'm not in bed already--- shows my dedication to this blog... or rather, it shows my need to bitch to somebody about how sick I am right now. It escalated in one day, I swear. I was fine this morning, then in the afternoon my throat was on fire. I swear by Friday, when I'll have to go to school for maths, I'll be lugging around a box of tissues.

Also, before you think it, I need tissues because I need something to cough into, not because I fap more when I catch cold. Goddammit guys, stop thinking dirty thoughts.