Being the cool kid that I am, I decided to pick up my friend from his house so that we could go to badminton. That was perhaps the worst decision I had ever made in my entire fucking life. I had only a vague idea of where his house was, and it was at night time, so the stuff I got from Google Maps was unrecognizable. To top it off, it started drizzling. Way to have my first drive. I guess this is what it means to be a teenager: you decide to drive your friend regardless. So I make it safely to his street, no problem. But my friend isn't too bright either, and he decides not to leave a light on. Now it's reallllllly fucking difficult to read street numbers when you're driving by yourself, alone, at night. So I decided to use someone's driveway to park, since he lived on a fucking avenue and there was no room to park without blocking off the road. Then I try to leave the driveway again, and I realise I'd just parked myself on a steep slope. I reverse the car, it starts sliding, and I hit accelerator instead of the brake. Then from the mirror I see cars approaching.
...Most dangerous thing I've done in my entire fucking life.
OH I'M SORRY GUYS, JUST GIVE ME A SEC WHILE I REVERSE MY CAR----
But hey, I'm blogging again, so as you've figured out I'm still alive. No, I'm not writing from beyond the grave. Lesson learnt... think for 10min about any driving-related decisions before committing to them. Driving is dangerous and scary shit happens.
Never get in my car. Ever.
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