Sunday Night Out

I don't have much of a social life or an interest in social activities, and when I do, it certainly doesn't sound like something someone my age would be interested in. I guess "Sunday Night Out" implies I went to a club and partied hard or something- but no, I ended up going to the theater and watching a production of Macbeth. Classy, eh?

The play was enjoyable, except I froze to death inside the theater... I couldn't understand how the ladies who played the Witch, Lady Macbeth and Lady Macduff could bear the cold. Their clothes were kinda revealing (they all have nice bodies. Lady Macbeth has niiiice legs). Then some of the male actors (can't remember their roles) had to go topless as well... I don't even remember the context- and I know this is sounding like some crappy Twilight spin-off, but I assure you (poor, uneducated, miserable excuse for a human), Shakespeare is legit. 

I had dinner at McDonald's--- I wasn't too hungry before then, but by the time I DID feel hungry, McDonald's was the only place open. At least it gave me an excuse to order a Happy Meal- I hadn't had one for YEARS. I still remember the chic's expression when I told her I wanted a Happy Meal.
"Uhm, what kind of Happy Meal do you like?"
I stare at her dumbly. "Er, what do you have?"
She replies in a cute Asian accent: "We have cheeseburger, nuggets---"
"Cheeseburger"
"Would you like a toy?"

Oh hell yes. That's the whole reason I wanted a Happy Meal.

Then she assumed I wanted the boys' toy, and I was like, NO I WANT THE GIRLS' ONE. I heard from a friend who worked at McDonald's that the girls' toy was a figurine from My Little Pony. OH HOW COULD I POSSIBLY RESIST?

Here it is...

So, highlight of the week- me watching Macbeth (typical behavior of a 60yr old with appreciation for literature) and buying a Happy Meal (typical behavior of a 6yr old who is obsessed with stupid TV shows).

I'm a sorry wreck, aren't I?