"All white people are racist."
Wait wait, there's more.
''It's so hard being a psychiatrist, you're working with all these crazy people who are going to stab you"
Which is totally untrue, because not all crazy people have violent tendencies, and the mentally-ill are not "crazy". Even if they were, that's why they NEED a psychiatrist in the first place.
Then Dad has his Dad-moments, where he feels the need to exert his authority. I was driving with him, and every single small turn, he shouted "STOP ACCELERATING". Except I wasn't accelerating. My foot wasn't even pressing down. So I say to Dad, "I think you mean brake".
"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME BLAH BLAH BLAH I RAISED YOU AND PAID FOR YOUR EDUCATION AND THIS IS WHAT YOU REPAY ME WITH I CAN'T EVEN SAY ONE LITTLE THING ABOUT MY OWN CHILD WHY DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT BLAH BLAH BLAH."
Man, I totally didn't see that one coming. Oh well.
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