Can't Win

Got my hair shortened today because it kept falling into my eyes (and mostly because people keep telling me it's growing long and makes me look like a girl). Didn't go to the hair salon I liked in Syd because it's far and I couldn't be bothered travelling down over the weekend. Anyway I finish getting my haircut, and as I'm leaving I bump into someone from school and he's all "woah man what's with the Lesbian haircut".

I can't fucking win.