It's late at night, and I'm kinda high. My room mate says I may be over-compensating after I decided to change my laptop desktop to something more creative. It's because when I looked for a new desktop background I realized my pictures folder was full of cute anime guys, and for a second there I just felt like the biggest otaku and pervert in the world. So I was like, man, things have got to change.
Then I found this weird looking green figurine thing in my draw, and I asked my room mate what it was. She said it was an earphone holder, so naturally I decided to use my earphones to make it look like the figurine had a penis. Then I wrapped my earphones around its neck and secured the earphones using the figurine's mouth. I said it was weird enough that my figurine had an erection, but now it looks like he's choking himself around his neck with a mouth gag inserted. My room mate said my earphones made it look like the figurine had balls in his mouth. I lol'd.
Apparently I have "heavy tastes". I just think I'm hilarious. And very, very artistically talented. I mean, look at it. LOOK AT IT.
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