Tonight I had a massive craving for mi goreng and no intent to cook, so I decided to grab some mi goreng. Pulling open my drawer, I catch the sight of the ass of a mouse dangling in the back of the drawer, and I jumped back with an "OH HOLY SHIT" after slamming the drawers shut. Then I remembered I wasn't scared of mouse, I was scared of spiders, so I opened the drawers again. The mouse was of course, gone.
Inspecting my mi goreng, I notice how the outside packaging has been chewed open, and there were bits of plastic every where. Also, there were mouse faeces everywhere. I decide not to chase the mouse down, because in my head all I can think of is "disease disease disease, I'm going to die from a fucking mouse". As I pull apart the rest of the packaging of the mi goreng, I also notice how the mouse actually ate some of it. Wow, turns out mice likes mi goreng, too.
Anyway, after Googling "mouse in house what do" I've figured that I should probs get a mouse trap. Except I don't actually want to kill the mouse, because while it did chew through my book and shit through my drawers- at least it's only the cover page, and the shit was--- yeah alright it was pretty bad. But I still don't want to kill the mouse. So the plan is to grab a mouse trap--- EXCEPT I'M LEAVING TOMORROW SO EVEN IF I TRAP IT WHEN I COME BACK IT'LL HAVE STARVED TO DEATH. Alternatively, I could leave it, but since it already chewed through my book, I assume my room will be empty and the singular mouse will have multiplied to a million.
I haven't quite given up looking for the mouse yet, though I'm not sure what I'll do once I find it anyway. I'm just kind of inspecting the corners of my room with a torch trying to locate the furry little bastard. So far I'm thinking that leaving a cereal trail out of my room is a good idea, but I don't know if that's going to work because I've only ever seen something like it in Tom and Jerry.
Gah, FML. I'm getting destroyed by a mouse.
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