So now that I've announced the existence of this blog, I've noticed an increase in pageviews. I also noticed how if I refresh the page the no. of pageviews increases... Now I wonder how many of my pageviews are legitimate and how many of them are a result of me obsessively spamming F5 to create the illusion of popularity.
The problem so far, and where it's going:
Started a blog -> not enough pageviews
Tell friends about existence of blog -> not enough legitimate pageviews
Somehow get enough legitimate pageviews -> but nobody comments or +1's my posts (oh noes)
Man, the effort I put in to gratify my craving for attention... I could be doing- idk, maths instead?
It's just that whining about pedantic things whilst doing nothing about it is... more fun. I know people love me for it. Everyone needs someone in their lives to constantly bitch to them about everything, right? ...Okay, maybe a little too extreme, but at least it's funny when I do it.
Oh~ Why am I so perfect?
I guess I'm here to boost your ego and your pageviews by an obscene amount of numbers that would not be considered healthy normally.
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Oh, who am I kidding? I was never normal. I love your blog.
You know you can change your settings so it doesn't count your page views, right?
ReplyDelete...Yes, but why would I want to do that? MY EGO NEEDS INFLATING, REMEMBER?
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